Please help me welcome Cerise DeLand. She's sharing her love of Cowboys, and really, who doesn't love a cowboy?
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This East Coast gal loves a
cowboy! A rancher! A Texas law man!
You name him cuz I am in for the
ride.
How did that happen? Not easily.
I had to move to Texas. I mean
Deep DEEP in the heart of, in order
to get acquainted. Years ago, if you had asked this city-slicked-up fem whether
she was interested in a cowboy, she would have looked at you like you had lost
your bloomin’ mind. But then I moved here.
That was nearly 16 years ago.
Now, I speak Texan. I eat like
one. (Think fajitas and salsa, lots of grilled veggies.) But I
drink like one, too. Think Heradura Silver only in my top shelf margaritas. No rot gut anjejo for me. Any less than that and I do not know my name,
nor my address. Anyone can take me home with them and I will not leave for at
least 40 days and 40 nights.
So then you may ask: Why do you
love cowboys/ranchers/law men, ad infinitum?
Let me count the ways!
1. I love their humor. Quick.
Pithy. Wicked. They are funnier than a one armed cheerleader at the
championship game. Always. (Comes from trying to eek out a living pounding
desert and rocks!)
2. I love their hats. Big. Black.
White. Tall. Gambler. Stetson. Resistol. Does not matter. Every man looks good
in a hat. Tanned. Hard. Pale eyed specimens of testosterone. Most are just plain beeee-u-tiful!
3. I love their hips. Lean.
Muscular. ‘Nuf said.
4. I love their Friday night
pressed- for-the-dance-hall jeans. A man hasta look like he’s courtin’!
5. I love that they know how to
dance! Hot damn! The men here know how to do the Two Step and line dance. Give
me a man like that, puleese, for a few spins around the floor.
6. I love that they open car doors
and other doors. They take their hat off to you and darn, if they don’t smile
and say, “Howdy, ma’am.”
Howdy!
Get to know a few of my cowboys
and sheriffs and ranchers, would you?
Need a few more laughs, try Mae and West in IS
THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET?
And if you want a female sheriff, try I CAUGHT THE SHERIFF.
Adios, Darlin’
Happy reading!
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Well, it looks like I'll be adding a few new summer reads to my Kindle!
Thanks for stopping by, Cowgirl;)
